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As a longtime Buffalo Bills fan (grew up there, don't you know) who has called Seattle home for the last twenty years, yeah, I'm a fan of Marshawn, as well. Glad he's back. Glad that both the Seahawks and the Bills are going to the playoffs this year. Definitely hoping they both go deep into the playoffs, although I don't know that the Bills have as good a shot as the Seahawks of making it to the division championship games.

PS: SEAHAWKS

The college application process Vs Root canals

Bills Mafia and a 12th man. Sounds like the most extrem fan combination .

The college application process ANIEC. that's just mental pain and you can take breaks. No luck with Root Canals there.

NFL super bowl vs NCAA College Football Play offs final game.

Super Bowl. It's the only football I've ever really 'watched'.

Migraine vs Diarrhea

theCapraAegagrus wrote:Super Bowl. It's the only football I've ever really 'watched'.

Migraine vs Diarrhea

For an equal amount of time, and assuming migraine can be alleviated with painkillers, I'd have to go with migraine.

In-grown nail vs Strained neck

A strained neck. At least the treatment gets it better. Ingrown toenails are a pain to fix.

Food poisoning vs Taco Bell.

Bradius wrote:Food poisoning vs Taco Bell.

Doesn't there have a difference to be a valid vs?

Taco Bell. It's bad, but it's not *that* bad.

Phineas Vs. Ferb

I prefer the dorito-head, Phineas, for sure.

This may have been asked before, but here goes:

Fantasy vs. Science Fiction

BaconWise wrote:
Fantasy vs. Science Fiction

Sci-Fi. There're more Sci-Fi movies that blew my mind than Fantasy movies.

Tekken vs. Street Fighter

Street Fighter always felt weird to me, with how it almost stops/pauses at each hit. Tekken feels more fluid, plus it was my first fighting game.

So Tekken wins.


Battlefield vs Call of Duty

Call of Duty

Start Work Earlier vs Stay at Work Later

TEKKEN, for sure, from the earlier question.

I am going to go with working early. It means more time with the kiddos without being dead-tired.

The smell of fresh rain vs That feeling you get after a good poop.

Why Call of Duty, though?

Post-poop feeling, AINEC. A certain smell could only top that if it evoked some really positive memories.

Ballpoint pen vs rollerball pen

MagikFingerz wrote:Ballpoint pen vs rollerball pen

Rollerball pen but both are inferior to fountain pens.

Kind of funny to see all Tekken lovers in here. The fighting system is definitely more intuative and I was always way better at any other fighting game than at Street Fighter, I prefer the Street Fighter setting and characters though .

Mount Rushmore vs. Longmen Grottoes

Longmen Grottoes, for sure. Mount Rushmore is cool, but underwhelming, considering the distance you have to view the sculpture from. I imagine LG would be extremely impressive in person and it's on my list if I ever visit China.

Bacon Jalapeño Poppers vs. Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp

BACON WRAPPED CHAMPIGNONS THAT ARE FILLED WITH CREAM CHEESE. Cooked on the grill. Or in the oven if it's winter time. Goes perfectly with a steak. And I am hungry. Why it can't be summer already...?

Talisker vs Bowmore

Talisker of course.

Your mom jokes vs. That's what she said jokes

"That's what she said" AINEC. Michael Scott GIFs increase reaction.

GIFs vs Memes

GIFs. They are a great way to express a response, know what I mean? Eating Well vs. Working Out
(neither of which I do on any kind of regular basis)

Working out AINEC. I'd rather be able to eat anything/everything.

Telepathy vs Telekinesis

Telekinesis

Necromancy vs. Pyrokinesis

Necromancy may look cool in the games/novels etc, but I bet it stinks to be surrounded by the undead. Plus the fact that your neighbors or basically anyone in the community will be out to burn you alive on a stake, makes for a very lonely existence. I doubt the undead will make for very lively conversations

So Pyrokinesis for me. Plus you can make a living as a fire specialist magician in real life. David Blaine, Dynamo, Shin Lim will have nothing on you!

David Blaine vs Shin Lim on card magic alone.

Eric Lee wrote:David Blaine vs Shin Lim on card magic alone.

Though choice since, I haven't seen a mindblowing card trick that is exclusive to David Blaine nor do I like the gimmicked effects of Shin Lim's card tricks. Knowing that he is respected by his peers for his sleight of hand skills though I'll go with Shin Lim.

in general Coin magic vs. Card magic

Card magic (not close for me). I am sometimes very entertained by card magic. Coin magic does nothing for me.

Texas Holdem vs 5-Card Stud

Texas Hold 'Em (AINEC )

Unlimited Bacon vs. Unlimited Chocolate

Unlimited bacon AINEC.

Free Cale/Internet vs Free Cellular Service

At this point of time with lockdown, Free cable/internet.
But if not lockdown, free cellular service, if it includes data streaming ANIEC.

Which is worse during quarantine: no toilet paper vs no soap

No soap would be worst case. I'd rather live without tp.

Chopsticks vs. Knife & fork

Knife and Fork, because I am a boring American. I love using chopsticks when I go to restaurants that offer them, but I am not very practiced, so I end up stabbing the poor waiter with them out of frustration, then asking him for a fork.

Mandated quarantine (shelter at-home) for 3 weeks every year vs. Annual required colonoscopy beginning at age 30