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[theCapraAegagrus]

Chewing gum AINEC. Builds cheek muscles and endurance...

Stub Your Toe vs Hit Your Funny Bone

[BaconWise]

I would rather hit my funny bone. When I stub my toe, that throbbing pain lasts for too damn long.

Crop Dust vs. Dutch Oven

In other words, are you discreet about your flatulence or are you more direct with your torture?

[Harvonsgard]

Crop Dust vs. Dutch Oven

In other words, are you discreet about your flatulence or are you more direct with your torture?

Crop dust. Nothing is more satisfying if you are able to fart while walking and making it sound a couple of steps.

Lamar Jackson vs. Russell Wilson

Bacon is not allowed to answer, lol .You are of course .

[BaconWise]

Lamar has solidified himself as an MVP front-runner this year, along with CMC and Russell Wilson. He has turned out to be the future of the Ravens after they parted ways with Flacco. I have so much respect for his command of the field so early in his career. He's a true terror.

That being said, this was an easy decision: Russell Wilson is my guy, always.

Pop Rocks vs. Pixy Stix

[rousselle]

Russell Wilson, AINEC.

Also: Pixy Stix. Because, reasons.

Doctor Sleep the Book Vs. Doctor Sleep the Movie

(Both are amazing, IMNSHO)

[Harvonsgard]

Russell Wilson, AINEC.

Ah, another Seahawk fan spotted .

[rousselle]

Like the Baconmeister, I live in the Puget Sound area.

[BaconWise]

Like the Baconmeister, I live in the Puget Sound area.

Just East of the Cascades for me in the sunshine and desert part of the state

[Harvonsgard]

Doctor Sleep the Book Vs. Doctor Sleep the Movie[/size]

I can't read therefore, the movie! I really have no clue about Doctor Sleep.

Salted Popcorn vs. Sweet Popcorn

Btw, Baconmeister is an awesome name for a deck of cards. Just like Keymaster but with bacon instead of keys.

[BaconWise]

Btw, Baconmeister is an awesome name for a deck of cards. Just like Keymaster but with bacon instead of keys.

DONE

[theCapraAegagrus]

Btw, Baconmeister is an awesome name for a deck of cards. Just like Keymaster but with bacon instead of keys.

DONE

Baconmeister1.jpg

Wow. You're now literally a better designer than half of the people pumping out drek decks.

[BaconWise]

Btw, Baconmeister is an awesome name for a deck of cards. Just like Keymaster but with bacon instead of keys.

DONE

Baconmeister1.jpg

Wow. You're now literally a better designer than half of the people pumping out drek decks.

Well, I stole the bacon image and it took me about 4 minutes to lay out the details on the card. I guess I really have matched the effort of a lot of decks this year, lol.

[Harvonsgard]

Btw, Baconmeister is an awesome name for a deck of cards. Just like Keymaster but with bacon instead of keys.

DONE

Awesome work. Tuck box from Oath and I'm in

[theCapraAegagrus]

Salted Popcorn AINEC.

Not sure if we have done this one:

Turkey vs Ham

[rousselle]

For thanksgiving? Turkey. For sammiches? Ham.

Gene Siskel Vs. Roger Ebert

[BaconWise]

I actually enjoyed both of them because they didn't just agree on everything but it was pretty well-known that they were close friends outside of the studio. It was a great example of how folks with strong, differing opinions can get along (kinda like UC, I like to think!). I think I liked Siskel a bit more, if I had to choose.

Let's see what kind of musical taste we have in these parts...
Eagles vs Beastie Boys

[Harvonsgard]

(kinda like UC, I like to think!)

Oh... I just now realized what you did there.

Beastie Boys for sure. Pretty hard to top their style, flair, attitude, music - short just everything about them.

Possible Super Bowl LIV match-ups you wanna see:

Ravens vs. Seahawks vs. 49ers vs. Patriots

[BaconWise]

I thought I would give someone else a chance to choose the obvious: Ravens vs. Seahawks would be an incredible game. Bird bros battling it out, face-to-face, to establish league dominance and a new pecking order ('cause of the beaks? get it. nevermind).

You can go back in time and alter one historical event of your choosing vs. You get one chance to see ten minutes into the future

[Harvonsgard]

The 10min into future. Multiple times or just once as well?

[BaconWise]

The 10min into future. Multiple times or just once as well?

Edited. One opportunity

[MagikFingerz]

Is it one glimpse at exactly 10 min from the present, or a 10 min-long view at a chosen (or random) future time?

[Harvonsgard]

I'll would take the 1o minutes, still. Messing with the past could be dangerous and I like my life therefore, I won't risk that.

Is it one glimpse at exactly 10 min from the present, or a 10 min-long view at a chosen (or random) future time?

Damn... should have asked that before answering. If I could have just looked 10min into the future!

Spring Rolls vs. Rice Dumplings

[BaconWise]

Is it one glimpse at exactly 10 min from the present, or a 10 min-long view at a chosen (or random) future time?

You get one glimpse from the present that will last for 10 minutes. You can choose when to use the glimpse.

[theCapraAegagrus]

Fuuuuuuuuuu&*. I just had spring rolls for the 1st time on Friday.

Spring rolls win.

Spring Rolls vs Egg Rolls

[rousselle]

Spring rolls beat egg rolls, too.

Beef & Broccoli Vs. General Tso's Chicken

[theCapraAegagrus]

The chicken, my man.

Crab Rangoon vs Crab Cakes

[Harvonsgard]

Crab Rangoon vs Crab Cakes

Crab Rangoon

Sartre vs. Camus

[Harvonsgard]

Sartre vs. Camus

Camus.

Seahawks vs. the 1-yard-line

My apologies, but I had to!

[BaconWise]

Sartre vs. Camus

Camus.

Seahawks vs. the 1-yard-line

My apologies, but I had to!

I feel personally attacked.

[Harvonsgard]

I feel personally attacked.

Nah, nothing but love for you. It was just to tempting to make that joke.
Glad to see my favorite running back Marshawn back. I still prefer him in a Bills or a Raiders jersey though, fits his running style better imo, but he had his best times definetly at Seattle. I hope he can somehow come back to his prime. Would be a blast to see the old Beastmode again.