Last person to post wins. . . . .

[rousselle]

Oh em gee. That is too rich.

[PipChick]

Oh em gee. That is too rich.

yea, pizza in one hand and chocolate in the other is the only kinda balance I need in my diet lol

Also, is it weird that the pics have me hardcore fantasizing about a choco slip n' slide...

[theCapraAegagrus]

This dildo that sits 20 feet from me is cutting plastic with a knife and I'm about to lose it...

[Bradius]

Just to let you know that chocolate story was in the US news as well. At least they have time to make more chocolate before Christmas. Still, sad to see so much chocolate go to waste.

[PipChick]

sooo..., this past Saturday I went on a first date set up by a friend in god knows how long and was supposedly complimented with "you've got a lot of personality" ... I awkwardly blurted out in response with "thanks; it's a disorder..."



so guys, how low would y'all predict my chances are for a call/text back this week??

[theCapraAegagrus]

sooo..., this past Saturday I went on a first date set up by a friend in god knows how long and was supposedly complemented with "you've got a lot of personality" ... I awkwardly blurted out in response with "thanks; it's a disorder..."



so guys, how low would y'all predict my chances are for a call/text back this week??

Depends on how good you look... There's a "Crazy Hot Mess" scale that exists for people like you.

[PipChick]

Depends on how good you look... There's a "Crazy Hot Mess" scale that exists for people like you.

psh, those rules aren't real!

Besides, whatever b*tch - I'm fabulous! *hair flip*

[theCapraAegagrus]

Depends on how good you look... There's a "Crazy Hot Mess" scale that exists for people like you.

psh, those rules aren't real!

Besides, whatever b*tch - I'm fabulous! *hair flip*

I'm giving it a 1% chance now.

You'd have to be, like, Hayden Panettiere hotness to make your crazy mess side worth it.

[theCapraAegagrus]

Why do I love the word "dreck"? I find it a funny word, too.

[PipChick]

You'd have to be, like, Hayden Panettiere hotness to make your crazy mess side worth it.

well, in that case, if I'm going for maximum potential out of the bat-shit crazy & f*cked-up to hot babe ratio, I'd rather have Jennifer's body; she became a succubus that disemboweled and devoured men and was still lusted after...



Now, all I need is to be sacrificed to Satan to become the evil demonic seductress and literal man-eater I've always been destined to be... *sigh* a girl can dream, can't she...

[theCapraAegagrus]

You'd have to be, like, Hayden Panettiere hotness to make your crazy mess side worth it.

Now, all I need is to be sacrificed to Satan to become the evil demonic seductress and literal man-eater I've always been destined to be... *sigh* a girl can dream, can't she...

I can facilitate this for you.

[Räpylätassu]

Two of my favorite Finnish Christmas songs.

[Bradius]

One of my daughter's favorite band was literally washed out to see today.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... rt-772285/

[Merlebird]

This dildo that sits 20 feet from me is cutting plastic with a knife and I'm about to lose it...

Caught up on the off-topic thread and I just need you all to know: for three whole agonizing seconds I thought 2pc was referring to a literal dildo.

[PipChick]

This dildo that sits 20 feet from me is cutting plastic with a knife and I'm about to lose it...

Caught up on the off-topic thread and I just need you all to know: for three whole agonizing seconds I thought 2pc was referring to a literal dildo.

you're not alone; I had the exact same thoughts initially reading that post too and had to re-read it over again just to be sure

I also must admit that, for a very brief moment, considered the slight possibility that 2pc may actually in fact work in the sex industry - perhaps as a fluffer or in some other capacity - in which he regularly works with and spends a great deal of time within close range of dicks & dildos before realizing that's just what he refers to his work colleagues as...

Also, good to have you back Merlebird; we missed you! lol

[Merlebird]

I also must admit that, for a very brief moment, considered the slight possibility that 2pc may actually in fact work in the sex industry - perhaps as a fluffer or in some other capacity - in which he regularly works with and spends a great deal of time within close range of dicks & dildos before realizing that's just what he refers to his work colleagues as...

I admit I'm not overly familiar with the industry, but my understanding is that, with the advent of Viagra, fluffers have gone the way of the stenographer and become obsolete. Besides, 2pc strikes me more as a sex toy quality control kind of guy - you know, stress-testing dildos with hydraulic presses, running butt plugs through dishwashers, winging bullet vibrators at the heads of coworkers, that sort of thing. (Although googling suggests sex toy QA, at least in the US, is a basically nonexistent job description as well, which is... concerning.)

Also, good to have you back Merlebird; we missed you! lol

I fell into a Stardew Valley timesink. Sorry not sorry. #hoesbeforebros

At this point I'm mostly poking my head in to check and make sure I haven't missed any custom decks, and not a lot seem to launch at this time of year. Too competitive a season, I guess? Like how most of the movies that come out in December are highbrow Oscar-bait and all the studios postpone dropping their schlocky stuff until the next year? Beats me.

[theCapraAegagrus]

Some of my "coworkers" are as useful, design/engineering-wise, as a literal dildo. Keep in mind that I'm normally talking about people who work in my building, on my floor and in my field of manufacturing, but that I don't actually work with...

I can't believe that I stayed away from this $hit show for a week...

[PipChick]

I admit I'm not overly familiar with the industry, but my understanding is that, with the advent of Viagra, fluffers have gone the way of the stenographer and become obsolete. Besides, 2pc strikes me more as a sex toy quality control kind of guy - you know, stress-testing dildos with hydraulic presses, running butt plugs through dishwashers, winging bullet vibrators at the heads of coworkers, that sort of thing. (Although googling suggests sex toy QA, at least in the US, is a basically nonexistent job description as well, which is... concerning.)

Yea, I agree - that IS alarming but, I guess the industry figures that if the average consumer is willing to insert foreign objects into their body, no questions asked, for the cheap thrill of sexual gratification, then they probably aren't too concerned with quality to begin with There are a few reviewers out there that test out products - maybe they're considered QA...

Btw, super great article - thanks for sharing!

I fell into a Stardew Valley timesink. Sorry not sorry. #hoesbeforebros

well, you know what they say; "a dirty hoe, is a happy hoe" - I should know lol

At this point I'm mostly poking my head in to check and make sure I haven't missed any custom decks, and not a lot seem to launch at this time of year. Too competitive a season, I guess? Like how most of the movies that come out in December are highbrow Oscar-bait and all the studios postpone dropping their schlocky stuff until the next year? Beats me.

yep, that seems to be the general consensus. This has been me, waiting for Lotrek's Hieronymus deck SINCE NOVEMBER:

I can't believe that I stayed away from this $hit show for a week...

ah, so that explains why it's been semi-decent around here... lol But unlike Merle's absence, yours was obviously not missed lol

[theCapraAegagrus]

I can't believe that I stayed away from this $hit show for a week...

ah, so that explains why it's been semi-decent around here... lol But unlike Merle's absence, yours was obviously not missed lol

[PipChick]

I can't believe that I stayed away from this $hit show for a week...

ah, so that explains why it's been semi-decent around here... lol But unlike Merle's absence, yours was obviously not missed lol

yea, I know; I'm not like regular girls... I'm worse... much MUCH worse

aren't I just awful? but did you miss still me, 2pc?? (it's okay - you can admit that you did ) lol

[theCapraAegagrus]

I can't believe that I stayed away from this $hit show for a week...

ah, so that explains why it's been semi-decent around here... lol But unlike Merle's absence, yours was obviously not missed lol

yea, I know; I'm not like regular girls... I'm worse... much MUCH worse

aren't I just awful? but did you miss still me, 2pc?? (it's okay - you can admit that you did ) lol

Not anymore.

[PipChick]

aren't I just awful? but did you miss still me, 2pc?? (it's okay - you can admit that you did ) lol

Not anymore.

awww, but you did

[theCapraAegagrus]

aren't I just awful? but did you miss still me, 2pc?? (it's okay - you can admit that you did ) lol

Not anymore.

awww, but you did

Only the part of you that can refrain from punning...

[PipChick]

Only the part of you that can refrain from punning...

sorry - but like Skywalker, I've become pun with the Force... I am the chosen one

and like the Force, puns are neither light nor dark, master nor slave, but a balance between extremes - my strength flows from puns and they will be with me always

[theCapraAegagrus]

Only the part of you that can refrain from punning...

sorry - but like Skywalker, I've become pun with the Force...

Oh, so you had a hemorrhage, and turned into a literal dusty old fart..?

[PipChick]

Oh, so you had a hemorrhage, and turned into a literal dusty old fart..?

I sense the dark side in you... don't let it consume you 2pc... Metaphors be with you too

[theCapraAegagrus]

Oh, so you had a hemorrhage, and turned into a literal dusty old fart..?

I sense the dark side in you... don't let it consume you 2pc... Metaphors be with you too

I am the Darkseid.

[rousselle]

Oh, so you had a hemorrhage, and turned into a literal dusty old fart..?

I sense the dark side in you... don't let it consume you 2pc... Metaphors be with you too

I am the Darkseid.

Oh, super. Man, now he's making DC references.

[theCapraAegagrus]

Oh, so you had a hemorrhage, and turned into a literal dusty old fart..?

I sense the dark side in you... don't let it consume you 2pc... Metaphors be with you too

I am the Darkseid.

Oh, super. Man, now he's making DC references.

I see what you did, and:

[PipChick]

sooooo..., how's everyone's new year comin' along??

We're already two days in and, besides spending yesterday sleeping for 14hrs straight and nearly getting hit by a car today, I'm feeling pretty optimistic about 2019...