Last person to post wins. . . . .

[theCapraAegagrus]

"You will answer to The Grandmaster", said who?

Pretty sure that was your mom.

This post would, frustratingly, get you a Mod warning on another forum that I've been frequenting...

Things around here are so relaxed and so much fun. Report a mom joke on this other board and you get your post removed and a slap on the wrist (banned if you get 3 warnings).

BUT FYI - MY MOM HAS NEVER SAID THIS TO ME.

[Merlebird]

"You will answer to The Grandmaster", said who?

Pretty sure that was your mom.

FYI - MY MOM HAS NEVER SAID THIS TO ME.

She's never said it to you.

[rousselle]

In the epic words of Eric Cartman:

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[Bradius]

Happy Thanksgiving all.

[MagikFingerz]

So apparently, our government is moving to remove the limit for toll-free goods (ie we can buy stuff from abroad for up to x amount before we have to pay VAT and such), meaning that we'll have to pay extra for every damn thing. The limit was only a measly 350 kroner (~40 USD), including shipping cost, but I guess they just can't tax us enough in this country. No wonder we're one of the richest countries on Earth

/rant

This change won't happen until 2020, so I have until then to figure out a solution to this problem. Not sure if one of those PO boxes that consolidate shipments for you would be worth it, considering I don't order THAT much these days.

[rousselle]

Wow, that sucks.

Sorry, mate.

Any chance there will be another election in the meantime and the new government will reverse that?

[Räpylätassu]

I have a bottle of Tequila, two and a half limes left, salt. I also have a bottle of Finlandia and both Peach Ice Tea and Coca-Cola to mix it with.

I'll think I am going to get hammered and watch hockey all night. Oh I know! Shot of Tequila everytime the Leafs score, they already have 4 so I'll have to take 2 more before the 2nd period starts to get up to speed. And some vodka-ice tea in between. Sounds like a plan to me.

[MagikFingerz]

Wow, that sucks.

Sorry, mate.

Any chance there will be another election in the meantime and the new government will reverse that?

Yes, but I think the chances of a new government are low, sadly. Our weird system lets parties coalesce to get the majority. Also, I have no idea how easy or hard it may be to reverse something like that.

[Bradius]

I have been hearing about riots in France too about their gas tax increase (to help reduce greenhouse emissions ironically).

[MagikFingerz]

I'd be up for some rioting...

[rousselle]

Yeah, in California they've been setting fires to protest forest management practices.

[PipChick]

Yeah, in California they've been setting fires to protest forest management practices.

yea, no drought! Smokey the bear wasn't kiddin' - now that park services have been defunded, it really is now ONLY you that can prevent forest fires (and inevitably have to fight 'em)... lol

[theCapraAegagrus]

Remember that site I was talking about with uptight Mods? Well, I received a 3-day ban for a post that's 2 weeks old and doesn't violate any posting guidelines...

Feels like revenge, since I requested a Mod Review for a different post, that also violated no rules and I received a warning for.

Wtf is wrong with this world..? Seemingly everything...

I'll take Amy's puns over sensitive Mods any day.

[Bradius]

It is probably because you are dealing with mods with a Duddly-Do-Right super hero “save me” mentality. Over here we are all hardened cigar-chomping gamblers, who appreciate the occasional pun. Right folks?

[PipChick]

I'll take Amy's puns over sensitive Mods any day.

HA! I knew you'd come around to appreciating my weirdness!



*and slowly but surely, that's how she chipped away and wore down his resistance... one terrible pun at a time... * mwhahahaha

[Bradius]

Congrats to our Norwegian members for their World Chess Championship won with Magnus Carlsen winning decisively in the tiebreak rounds against Fabiano Caruana.

Back in the early 1980’s I got to watch the World Chess Championship in London... I was in a hallway with a large glass wall looking in on a large dark room that had a table in the middle of the room with a chess board... and two EMPTY chairs! Yeah, riveting action sport chess.

[rousselle]

This raises the question: is chess a sport, or a game? Defend your answer.

[STLBluesNut]

I suppose technically, by the definition of sport meaning an activity involving physical exertion and skill, that chest would be a game.

I think chess takes a great amount of mental skill and can be exhausting I suppose at high levels but I wouldn't say it involves physical exertion.

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[theCapraAegagrus]

This raises the question: is chess a sport, or a game? Defend your answer.

Game. Everything requires some sort of mental exertion. Sports require physical preparation/toning.

[PipChick]

If the defining feature(s) of what does and doesn't constitute an activity as a 'sport' are the means in which physical exertion is applied and/or the requirement of physical preparation beforehand, does that make eating an entire large pizza yourself in one sitting also a sport?? asking for a friend... lol

[theCapraAegagrus]

If the defining feature(s) of what does and doesn't constitute an activity as a 'sport' are the means in which physical exertion is applied and/or the requirement of physical preparation beforehand, does that make eating an entire large pizza yourself in one sitting also a sport?? asking for a friend... lol

If you do it competitively, yes. If by yourself, no.

[PipChick]

If the defining feature(s) of what does and doesn't constitute an activity as a 'sport' are the means in which physical exertion is applied and/or the requirement of physical preparation beforehand, does that make eating an entire large pizza yourself in one sitting also a sport?? asking for a friend... lol

If you do it competitively, yes. If by yourself, no.

does this also apply to sex??

[theCapraAegagrus]

If the defining feature(s) of what does and doesn't constitute an activity as a 'sport' are the means in which physical exertion is applied and/or the requirement of physical preparation beforehand, does that make eating an entire large pizza yourself in one sitting also a sport?? asking for a friend... lol

If you do it competitively, yes. If by yourself, no.

does this also apply to sex??

No. Sport is designed to earn the sex.

[STLBluesNut]

I left out key features of the definition I found. Physical exertion, competing against another person or team and for an audience.

So if your sex is comprised of people watching and scores on some kind of point system against another couple, then yes I suppose it is a sport. Also, how do I get tickets?

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[theCapraAegagrus]

I left out key features of the definition I found. Physical exertion, competing against another person or team and for an audience.

So if your sex is comprised of people watching and scores on some kind of point system against another couple, then yes I suppose it is a sport. Also, how do I get tickets?

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I'll sell you a video of Amy and an authentic Italian vs me and a Chicago for $45.

[PipChick]

I left out key features of the definition I found. Physical exertion, competing against another person or team and for an audience.

So if your sex is comprised of people watching and scores on some kind of point system against another couple, then yes I suppose it is a sport. Also, how do I get tickets?

I'll sell you a video of Amy and an authentic Italian vs me and a Chicago for $45.

y'all wanna pizza this??



oh wait... are we still talking 'bout pizza or sex... I'm confused... and turned on but I'm not sure exactly by which - I guess I could go for either or, better yet, both!

okay, so now that I've officially made this all super awkward and weird - not to mention probably offending a bunch of people's delicate sensibilities and ruining their appetites both for sex and pizza - my job is done for the day and I'll see my way out - toodles!

[STLBluesNut]

I need a PayPal to send the $45 for the video. I'll get my own pizza local.

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[theCapraAegagrus]

okay, so now that I've officially made this all super awkward and weird - not to mention probably offending a bunch of people's delicate sensibilities and ruining their appetites both for sex and pizza - my job is done for the day and I'll see my way out - toodles!

Nope... Still gonna destroy that Meatball/Parm/Stuffed-Cajun when I get home...

I need a PayPal to send the $45 for the video. I'll get my own pizza local

Chris@WannaPizzaThis.com

[PipChick]

okay, so now that I've officially made this all super awkward and weird - not to mention probably offending a bunch of people's delicate sensibilities and ruining their appetites both for sex and pizza - my job is done for the day and I'll see my way out - toodles!

Nope... Still gonna destroy that Meatball/Parm/Stuffed-Cajun when I get home...

hehe - kinky...

I need a PayPal to send the $45 for the video. I'll get my own pizza local

Chris@WannaPizzaThis.com

also, how do I get my slice of the pie on this sexy pizza competition?? are we splitting this $45 or what? I feel we each need $45 to, at the very least, cover the cost of pizza and our pathetic sense of self worth and dignity

To be totally honest guys, when I woke up for work this morning, I did not anticipate my Friday turning out like this... but ya'know what, why the hell not! With my poor life choices and questionable morals, I can't say I'm surprised for getting myself into this either

Eat your Hut out boys! lmao

Amy@WannaPizzaThis.com

[rousselle]

When it comes to pizza puns, there's no topping PipChick.