Customs Tampering with Packages

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Re: Customs Tampering with Packages

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Bradius wrote: Tue Jul 06, 2021 4:24 pm ...meanwhile in Australia...

"Hey, Merle! Come check out this playing card discussion our AI flagged due to the the words customs, LSD and pornography...."

"Grab those packages from Greece. Scratch off that foil on the cards and test them for drugs."

and in the background framed on the wall...

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Your database needs updating Brad. The Gestapo-tato (as pictured) has been moved to the Defence ministry and Customs, under the auspices of shudder "Home Affairs" is now fronted by this Karen (Andrews).
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Re: Customs Tampering with Packages

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I haven't had any decks opened by customs, but I have had packages opened and sealed decks handled by them.
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Re: Customs Tampering with Packages

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On further thought, I wouldn't be surprised if the Custom's office was behind the times and forgot to update the photo on the wall. Likely they are even further behind the times than I am.

That said, I could be wrong again. They might too busy updating the photos on the wall to be concerned with an unimportant task like moving products swiftly and efficiently through customs. Not while there is a speck of dust on the photo of their glorious leader's picture.
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Re: Customs Tampering with Packages

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Complaining about customs haveing a look at your decks? At least you get your shit, haha.
Meanwhile our fat leeches here just nick my stuff. Government doing what government is doing best 🤷🏿‍♀️😃.

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